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Master of the Universe

He who quotes others has no thoughts of his own to ... oh.

I was born in 1885, in Copenhagen, Denmark. In 1903 I enrolled in Copenhagen University. Initially my interests were philosophy and mathematics but the lure of a Danish Academy of Sciences and Letters competition turned my attention to physics, and I reported on the properties of surface tension in a 1905 essay which won me said prize.

Later, in 1913, studying under the great Ernest Rutherford at the University of Manchester, England, I published my model of atomic structure, based on my mentor's theories. It described electrons orbiting nuclei and the relationship between electron orbits and the chemical properties of the materials. I also posited that electrons could drop to lower orbits, an idea which formed the basis of quantum theory. You're welcome.

I now work for Orange Bus as a web developer. It's interesting enough and waaay easier on the brain than elementary particles.

In 2002, a team of psychologists attempted to convince me that I had confused my own early years with that of Danish physicist, Neils Bohr. I can only assume they were suffering from some kind of mass delusion, perhaps brought on by some shared trauma. As yet I have been unable to trace the event which may be the cause of their trauma, but out of concern for my fellow man I will not be deterred.

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Automatic unique IDs for Drupal menu items

22/12/09
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A man walks along the bank of a frozen river. Snow is falling. There is already a thick carpet of flakes crunching beneath his feet with every step. The fall is heavy and the sky is white. Reaching the bridge he begins to cross the wide, high structure keeping one eye on the usually-flowing, unusually still body sitting motionless tens of feet beneath. 'I wonder,' he thinks 'how I can give unique IDs to my Drupal menu items.'

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